Sometimes I look at those cards. You know the pretty ones with the happy families on the front? My life just doesn’t look like that. No snowmen – it’s like 55 today in WI. No sleigh rides, no happy horses. Where do they get these ideas? Who really lives like that anyway?
Maybe I should start my own card line. Ones for real life.
10 Funny Ideas for Real Life Christmas Cards:
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Let’s have multiple Christmases this year to make sure everyone can come. Yeah, splitting time with the ex’s just makes the Holiday more Merry!
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Do I really have to buy a present for the ex from the kids? Does it have to be nice?
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Another Holiday? Another family fight? Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!
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Spiked punch or unspiked? Silver bells, silver bells…
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Bills or presents – that is the question!
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Are you coming unglued? Yes, me too – let’s try some tape.
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I can’t believe I forgot to buy a present for…let me go find something quick.
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Am I a Redneck if I re-gift things I didn’t use from last year?
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Where’s that darn tape again? Ugggh!
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If I hear one more Christmas Carol I am going to lose my mind. Oh yeah, I think I already wrapped that up!
Here’s to the rest of us – with a bit of humor thrown in to keep our sanity! Don’t worry – God knows us and loves us, humor and all. Think of the big job He has with all his kiddos. Now that is a handful! God bless us everyone!
(All images from Pinterest. Maxine Cartoons are by Maxine.com)